Sunday, October 4, 2009

The United States of Zod

President Zod


1st Amendment
Congress shall make no law. It is General Zod who gives orders.

2nd Amendment
A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, no longer has a purpose.

3rd Amendment
No soldier shall, in time of peace, be quartered in any house without the consent of the owner, who shall decide "yes, in the name of General Zod."

4rd Amendment
The right of the people to be secure in the persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated. If my administration has a need to search your belongings, it is reasonable, is it not?

5th Amendment
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous, crime, except to General Zod.

6rd Amendment
The accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial in a proper kangaroo court.

7th Amendment
In suits at common law, where the value in controversy is significant, the property shall be bequeathed to the state in tribute to General Zod.

8th Amendment
Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishment inflicted, unless by the new government.

9th Amendment
The enumeration in the constitution of certain rights shall not be construed to deny or disparage those that serve General Zod.

10th Amendment
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution rest with General Zod.

HT: Zod


Brad Hart said...

See Tom, I told you that America was NOT a Christian Nation! This proves it!

All hail Zod!

Tom Van Dyke said... nation, under Zod, indivisible...

Angie Van De Merwe said...

This is scary, sad and "not a joke".

Brian Tubbs said...

Ha! This kind of post is how you "out" Superman fans like me. :-)

Jonathan Rowe said...

The comic books have recently done a good job reincorporating Zod into current DC continuity if anyone is interested.

I bought all of the books in the series but have read only a few.